Laughter In Any Form
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Paul was a failing stand up comedian who had a passion to make
people laugh. Night after night he would perform at open mic
nights and have set up sessions at night clubs, but every show
seemed to be a failure. He would leave not being able to make
any one laugh or even be in the least bit amused. Paul needed
income, so he decided to answer an ad for a door-to-door
salesman for cosmetics.

As Paul went on his routes, the sales were as bad as his
comedy, no one would by, mostly because he just did not have a
salesman's mentality, and also because he wanted to be more
funny than he did a seller. Paul was dying to figure out a way
to convince some people to buy his products. Then it dawned on
him, what could convince consumers to buy; by forcing them,
but how. The only thought that came to his head was a passion
he had for a long time, tickling. The only problem was how to
figure out how to tickle his customers into buying his
products and that is where his idea came into effect -
laughing gas. Paul figured out a way to store laughing gas in
a liquid form to make it look like a perfume and act as if
consumers can try it out. It was a genius plan and Paul was
set to try it out.

Paul went on his route and decided that today was the day he
would try out his idea and he knew just who to hit first. He
knew of this lady named Kristin who lived about a couple
blocks from him. Kristin was short, a little petite, but had a
snobby attitude and would hardly give Paul the time of day.
Kristin however was a sucker for cosmetics to attract the men,
so this could be his way in. Paul knocked on the door and
Kristin noticed who it was. She answered the door but wanted
no part of Paul. Paul then showed Kristin the products and
asked to come in for a demonstration. "OK Paul, you have 15
minutes to convince me and that's it", Kristin replied, and
Paul entered to begin.

Paul set up shop in the basement and began going through all
of the products. After a few showings, Kristin was getting
bored. Nothing was appealing to her and she was ready to throw
Paul out. "Paul I have seen enough, now take your stuff and
go" she exclaimed. "Hang on Kristin, I have one final perfume
you may enjoy, it just hit the market and is a cinch to drive
the men crazy, want a whiff?", Paul replied. Kristin gave in
and Paul squirted some of the laughing gas spray on her wrist
and Kristin took a whiff. "WOW!!! that has a powerful scent",
Kristin mentioned and was taken back a bit. Then suddenly she
felt a little lighter then usual. As Kristin was taking this
all in, Paul asked if there was anything she was interested
in. Kristin began to reply and then lost control of herself.
"Paul, there is nothing here that interests me, so take your
crap and leeeee HE HE HE HE HE ave!!!" Kristin started to
giggle a bit and not long after that, began to laugh harder.
"HA HA HA HA HA, I am not sure why this is all funny, but it
is, HA HA HA!!!"

Now Paul knew he had Kristin where he wanted her, but had to
play it off like he knew nothing. He also knew that when he
had his opening he would go right of under her shirt. See in
the past, Paul has noticed Kristin being tickled on her belly
by previous boyfriends, and the worst for her was in her nice
round belly button. He mostly noticed this passing by while
she would be hanging out at her pool in a skimpy bikini.

So Paul now went in for the kill. "Kristin, I do not know what
you find funny. I tried to be serious through all this to try
to sell you things and all you can do is laugh at me, I do not
appreciate this!!!" As he is yelling this, Kristin's laughter
just picks up even more. "HA HA HA HA HA, Paul I cannot stop
laughing HA HA HA, I do not understand why, HA HA HA, I did
not even like the stuff, HA HA HA!!!" Paul now grabs a feather
out of his bag that Kristin does not see and is ready to
attack. "So you did not like my stuff, huh. You laugh at me
and will not buy anything, well I think you will feel
different after a little convincing!!!"

And with that, Paul lifts up Kristin's shirt real high to
expose all of her nice tan belly, with no defense on her part
and begins to rub the feather all over. "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA, THAT TICKLES PAUL. YOU'RE TICKLING MY BELLY, HA HA
HA. PLEASE DON'T TICKLE THERE, MY BELLY IS TICKLISH HA HA HA
HA HA!!!" Kristin screams, but Paul does not care, he just
enjoys torturing Kristin even further. "Oh I am sorry Kristin,
I thought you would not mind this seeing that you already were
laughing at me. So how about I see if this nice little belly
button is ticklish" And Paul goes right in with his finger and
starts tickling all inside the nice round hole. "HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, PLEASE NO PAUL, YOU'RE TICKLING MY
BELLY BUTTON HA HA HA HA HA, IT TICKLES SO MUCH, IT'S MY WORST
SPOT HA HA HA HA HA HA HA" Paul would continue to tickle for
10 more minutes until Kristin gave in. "HA HA HA HA HA, PLEASE
PAUL, NO MORE BELLY BUTTON, HA HA HA HA, I WILL BUY ANYTHING,
PLEASE JUST STOP, I WON'T TELL A SOLE, HA HA HA HA HA, IT
TICKLES HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"

Paul finally gave up his torture and eventually sold over $500
worth of things to Kristin. A week later Paul was promoted to
manager of his divison for the company and his income started
rolling in. But every now and again, he still passes by
Kristin's place with new products just to see what she says.
Kristin at least acknowledges him now, but no longer cares for
any form of cosmetics.