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COLONEL ILSA HOCHSTETTER

Name: Ilsa Hochstetter

Rank: Oberst (Colonel)

Ht: 6' 1"

Wt: 150 lbs.

Eyes: Green

Hair: Silver w/black streak

Shoe Size: 13 (US)

Age: 33

Nationality:

STR-15

DEX-18

MDEX-20

INT-18

WIS-14

CON-17

SP-32

ATT-23

LaType-Boisterous Bellow

TKSkill-Master Vellicatrix

TKS-20

TKT-0

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Skills & Disciplines - Martial Arts (+25), Interrogation, Leadership, Intimidation, Taunting, Firearms, Bondage, Fencing (+20), Find Tickle Weakness, Feather Fingers, Lightning Fingers

Virtues & Powers - Nimble-toed, Unearthly Beauty, Kung-Fu Grip, Strong Nails, Decipher Tickle Babble

Foibles & Flaws - Megalomaniac, Compulsory Fetish (Tickling), Exclusive Extreme Tickle Weakness (Feet), Magic Spot (Birthmark on center of right arch), Specific Susceptibility (Feathers), Fragrant Feet, Undone By Tickling, Tender footed, Egomaniac, Tickle Mad

History - (from the personal comments of Doctor Eva Meier)- I despise this aristocratic swinehund! However, she does have her uses. Feared throughout the world as Europe's most sadistic (und successful) military vellicatrix, Herr Colonel Ilsa Hochstetter is der Third Reich's most decorated interrogator und has been appointed military overseer of Project Kitzelborn. She takes great delight in tickle-torturing her enemies (something that I can respect), her subordinates (merely as a means of discipline) und her lesbian lovers to the point of near death or insanity. Her sexual appetite is said to be almost as insatiable as her lust for tickling. Colonel Hochstetter is rumored to be completely non-ticklish, but my sources say that this is only MOSTLY true. When tickled, der statuesque, inhumanly beautiful, alabaster-skinned baroness is a pillar of stone-faced stoicism...until her boots are removed. Any who succeed in this fairly monumental task will discover that Herr Colonel has what are likely to be, at the very least, der most gracefully sculpted und inhumanly ticklish pair of feet in all of Europe. All evidence suggests that Herr Colonel cannot bear having her feet TOUCHED by anyone. Even the firmest, most well-intended und professional of foot massages would send her into gales of helpless laughter, und fingers with ticklish intent would spell her doom. Rumour has it that she has beaten several of her female paramours within an inch of their lives for touching her feet.

Unshod, her feet emit a very unique und powerful (und rather intoxicating) odor which permeates the air in a 20 foot radius, instantly attracting anyone with a foot-tickling fetish. The slightest touch on her soles, especially with a feather, would render the aristocratic, domineering SS officer into a guffawing, banshee-wailing baby, MORE than eager to comply with ANY demands in seconds. I have, through subterfuge, personally seen a red hourglass-shaped birth mark at der center of her right arch. I suspect that this mark exacerbates her ticklishness to a torturously fatal degree. However, Herr Colonel's weakness is one of Germany's best kept secrets. She is almost never seen without her stiletto-heeled jackboots, which are armed with a switchblade in the toe of der right boot und have chastity belt-type locks on them. I wunder if she can so easily maintain her stoic bravado und condescending tone, if they are removed. After that, I believe that she will desperately attempt to "negotiate" by any means at her disposal, including sex (that might prove interesting). To date, my sources inform me that she has only been tickle tortured once (to the point of tickle madness), at the hands of a female Chinese agent. Unfortunately, der agent was soon captured by der SS and has not been heard from since.

Herr Colonel believes me to be just another of her underlings, but one day she will make a wrong move, und I shall be there. I continue to observe Herr Colonel, studying her weaknesses.