CLASSIFIED: TOP SECRET	FILE # TKV3

The Black Feather Guard

(from the personal comments of Ilsa Hochstetter)

Der best of der best in der German military, each member of Der Black Feather Guard is personally handpicked by me. I will only accept the finest physical und mental specimens for my elite squad of troopers.

Members of Der Black Feather Guard must comport themselves with the highest level of discipline und efficiency. They must also subordinate themselves to their mistress, by surrendering their given names, und being addressed und answering to a number they are assigned.

In addition to being at peak physical condition, each guards woman, from the lowest private to the highest officer must be extremely ticklish; a point that I personally explore. They know full well what der penalty is for cowardice or failure. At my skillful hands, tickling can go on for hours or even days. No guards woman who values her skin cares to suffer der fate of those who have failed me.

Each guards woman, in addition to being experts with firearms und bladed weapons, is trained in a variety of hand to hand techniques. These include numerous tickling methods, which the weak willed Allies have long outlawed at their pathetic Geneva Convention. Unfortunate is the opponent that encounters one of my Black Feather Guard.

Rumors have abounded for years that I use a variety of techniques und serums to enhance the tickling sensitivity of my guards women. This rumor is categorically true! I ensure fierce loyalty und obedience in Der Black Feather Guard. They will fight to der death und make their Colonel proud.